hot speed skaters

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These two hot-shot speedskaters need to get looser racing suites or something.

I like speedskaters, generally. Bonnie Blair is one of my heroes. I always remember that she said that her secret racing food was peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm all about pb&j samiches.

The problem is that the first guy betrayed his team. The second problem was that the team captain gave him the cold shoulder. Now these two are having world-publicized verbal conflict--the one time you should be able to practice tongue-control.

According to the reports, these are examples of athletes that shouldn't be anyone's idols.